1. 13 hours ago  /  408,975 notes  /  Source: iraffiruse

  2. heelerandthehound:

    Oh my god. 

    (via orgasmic-humor)

    13 hours ago  /  172,971 notes  /  Source: vinegod

  3. 13 hours ago  /  187,565 notes  /  Source: hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar

  4. elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo


    Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    (via joshpeck)

    13 hours ago  /  488,621 notes  /  Source: elfauno

  5. bakerstreetsdoctor:



    overprotective parents raise the best liars.

    but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot


    (via literallyrad)

    13 hours ago  /  478,552 notes  /  Source: rollingstomes

  6. photo

    13 hours ago  /  201,387 notes  /  Source: sizvideos

  7. French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"

    Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"

    German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"

    English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.

    Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.

    13 hours ago  /  377,886 notes  /  Source: dem-deutschen-volke

  8. humpthe-moist-cavewall:




    I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old


    period cramps

    *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

    (via sleeping-misery)

    13 hours ago  /  638,693 notes

  9. littlelotte88:


    sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

    who the fuck are you

    when did i follow you

    you’re not posting things relative to my interests

    but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

    it might have been important

    This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

    (via sleeping-misery)

    13 hours ago  /  268,250 notes

  10. serkets:



    "you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
    myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

    pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

    meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

    (via sleeping-misery)

    13 hours ago  /  105,854 notes  /  Source: creepyjirachi