1. ladymarvels:

    Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

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  2. bryanchoppertagteam:

    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

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  3. du4ne:

    me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

    (via joshpeck)

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  4. chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

    chaystar:

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    “we’re gonna fucking die”

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  5. Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

    pizzaotter:

    iguanamouth:

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    I fucking lost it here

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  6. aureat:

    can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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  7. basedgosh:

    not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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  9. kingkrookodile:

    i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

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  10. spikespiegell:

    do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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