Oh my god.
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names